Perfect for anyone who's ever had a heated moment while maneuvering a boat into its slip. This cozy sweatshirt doubles as a humorous apology wrapped around your shoulders—because sometimes docking requires colorful language. Soft, comfortable, and honest about the chaos of waterfront life, it's ideal for boat owners, marina regulars, and anyone who appreciates nautical humor with a side of self-awareness. Wear it proudly and let it do the talking.

Details

Model is wearing a small

self/lining: 50% cotton + 50% polyester

Fabric Care Guide Here

Sizing & Fit

Measurements are approximate and taken while laying flat across the front. Not doubled.

small: bust = 23"; waist = 21.5"; length = 25.5"

medium: bust = 24"; waist = 22"; length = 26"

large: bust = 25"; waist = 22.5"; length = 26.5"

x-large: bust = 26"; waist = 23"; length = 27"

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